Stereotype Meem

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Wow, it's been a long time since I've been here! Anyway, this is a meem I found on a profile on FF.net, but a more serious meem than most. You can leave your results in replies, or if it's too long, which I think it may be, then just put it in your own journal. I've got another, more light-hearted one after this to make up for it. I added one or two to it that I thought fit. Put a star next to the ones that apply to you. The original poster put them in bold, but I can't see that so...




I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm a negro so I must carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I must eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I must be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I must be a bitch. *
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm atheist, so I must hate the world.
I'm pagan, so I must not believe in God. *
I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am liberal, so I must be gay. *
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem. *
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenience store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts, so I must be a slut.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm Egyptian, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I get straight A'S, so I must have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention
I'm into theater and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.
I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
I have boobs, so I must be a hoe.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I must be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'M Romanian, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I hang out with gays, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm a stoner, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm straight edge so I must be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm bi, so I must think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat. *
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm Asian, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm mixed, so I must be fucked up.
I'm Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in a band, so I must be a dork.
I'm black, so I must believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm mormon, so I must be perfect.
I'm white and have black friends, so I must think I'm black. *
I'm goth, so I must worship the devil.
I love shopping, so I must be rich. *
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I'm English, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Don't really get that one...)
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser. *
I'm young, so I must be naive. *
I don't like to be in a big group, so I must be anti-social. *
I have a different sense of humor, so I must be crazy.
I read comics, so I must be a loser.
I draw comics, so I must be a freak.
I am a fangirl, so I must be crazy. *
I'm intelligent, so I must be weak. *
I'm Welsh, so I must love sheep
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo. *
I'm English, so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. *
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I must be a loser. *
I care about the environment, so I must be a tree hugging hippy. *
I like cartoons, so I must be irresponsible. *
I like reading, so I must be a loner. *
I don't curse, so I must be an outcast. *
I like games, anime and comics, so I must be childish. *
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I must be having problems.
I have never kissed a guy, so I must be a homosexual, 66 year old virgin.



Just to be clear, the first part of the sentence is what you respond to if it applies to you; the second part is the stereotype.